- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
yes you are an angel that won’t spoil for the rest of us. (especially for those of us that promised to watch with their girlfriend, which is in 28 days)
That’s so sweet! You two will have so much fun, I swear. I only saw it with my fam (which is cool, too!) xD
But I’m innocent! D:
IS THE BEST MOVE EVER!